School Project Help Needed

[Avaluagma]

Hello. Sorry if this is off topic but I didn't know where else to ask. I've been assigned to do a project in school about golf. . a big section of it needs to be about famous and funny golf quotes. I've gotten some good ones so far from humorous golf quotes but I could use more. If you guys have any legendary ones or really funny ones I could definitely use the help. Also, if you know of any good websites with golf quotes that'd help me out a lot.
Thanks so much.